Hey sorry I am late

I haven't blogged in forever. I've decided that I'm no longer going to tell you all what the next post is gonna be about cause it limits me. I'm in the shower and I'm like "oh I wanna write about that!" and then I'm like "oh no I said I would write about this other thing..." and then I just don't write about anything. So this post is just to say forget about everything I might have said before cause it's bullshit. Except the thing about me being a doctor in everything. That's unequivocally true. This blog is peer reviewed and shit. But yeah I'm at dinner blogging from my phone cause I can. Cause I have a sick iPhone.